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Tuesday, 5 March 2013

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Miley shown squatting by the Pacific Ocean the day before she became a bluenette. (Photo provided by Rico Chorizo).

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Last year Katy Perry decided to go blue as she dyed her hair royal blue and now another singer, Miley Cyrus has gone the bluenette route.

Cyrus told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that she just got tired of the same old beach blonde babe look.

She said that her hair stylist FuFi Fondue talked her into going blue by saying that blue is the one color that has a calming affect on members of the paparazzi who seem to hound her everywhere she goes.

Chipotle commented that she totally agrees with Fondue. She pointed out that she has been a journalist for 13 years and she has definitely noticed that the color blue has had a calming affect on her and fellow Bedroom Pillow Talk reporters Gazebo Serengeti, Preston St. Bolero, and Summersetter Faxx.

Miley who cut off her long locks in August of last year said that she is trying to lose the wild child reputation that she seems to have developed over the years due to her shameless lap dances, pole dances, and semi-nude limbo dances.

Cyrus wants to make it perfectly clear that the dozen or so times that she has been photographed smoking marijuana she was actually smoking a combination blend of oregano and dried parsley.

SIDENOTE: Miley who is engaged to Australian actor Liam Hemsworth said that her so-called baby bump is actually a result of a few too many Coney Island hot dogs which she has flown in from New York once a week.

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