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Saturday, 16 February 2013

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Angelina Jolie has one of the worst roller coaster personalities of any celebrity. (Photo courtesy of Ryan Seacrest).

NEW YORK CITY - There is probably no celebrity couple who seems to quarrel, quibble, and squabble more than Brad Pitt and his fiancée Angelina Jolie.

Barbara Walters recently called the couple the modern day version of Liz and Dick (Taylor and Burton).

An inside source stated that Angelina Jolie has the most moody, melancholy, and fickle attitude that she has ever seen including Madonna and Gisele Bundchen-Brady.

She went on to say that Jolie is on a constant up and down roller coaster ride and she will cantankerously snap at the help, her kids, and poor Brad at the drop of a curler.

George Clooney who knows the couple very well has stated on several occasions that Brad and Angie make Ike and Tina Turner seem like Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus by comparison.

He pointed out that back in the summer, when he and Stacy (Keibler) were visiting Pitt and Jolie in their French mansion, one night Angie got so upset with Brad that she actually picked up one of the younger kids, 4-year-old Vivienne Sushi and threatened to throw her at Brad.

Luckily Stacy, who is a former professional wrestler, gave Angie a swift leg kick in her crotch region which sent her reeling back onto the King Louis XIV (14) sofa as George managed to grab little VivSu before she hit the floor.

SIDENOTE: George and Stacy have offered to pay for Brad and Angie to attend several relationship therapy sessions with one of the best relationship therapists on the Left Coast, Dr. Pompeo Pettifog of Beverly Hills.

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