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Monday, 11 February 2013

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HOLLYWOOD - Executives for Lions Face Films have just informed the entertainment media that production will soon begin on the movie Nemo The Blizzard.

The motion picture will be shot on location in Boston as soon as production crews can get to the city which is still reeling under nearly 22 inches of snow that Nemo pounded the city with.

The film will be directed by noted Italian director Luigi Luigiani who last year won the title of Best Director from The American Guild of Moviegoers for his sexually explicit X-rated film Ohh La La - The Lady Gaga Story.

The movie starred Christina Aguilera as the highly costumed Lady Gaga. The motion picture was shot in Brooklyn, Milwaukee, and Helsinki, Finland.

In Nemo The Blizzard Luigiani will be working with a new, young breed of Hollywood celebrities including Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Zac Efron.

He noted that at first he was not sure he wanted to work with Miss Cyrus who has a reputation for being somewhat of a loose cannon.

But he changed his mind when Miley's dad, the former country music artist, Billy Ray Cyrus called him up and told him that Miley had promised him that she would be on her very best behavior.

Cyrus, Gomez, and Efron will be starring as the members of a white hip hop rap music band named Nemo The Blizzard.

The band performs cover versions of songs by rap artists such as Lil Wayne, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz, The Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle Chumpz, Jay-Z, and El El Chill Yo Bro.

Without giving away too much of the movie, at the end of the film, Beyonce and her husband Jay-Z hear the trio at The Clam Chowder Club in Boston and book them to be Beyonce's opening act on her upcoming Beyonce - The Non-Lip Syncing Concert Tour.

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