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Sunday, 3 February 2013

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One of Lady Gaga's favorite outfits was made from 19 mangoes and 11 pineapples.

NEW YORK CITY - In a rather strange development Lady Gaga's long time assistant and pedicurist Jennifer "Hey Girl" O'Neill has stated that she is owed lots of money by her former boss Stephanie Joanne Angelina Germanotta, better known as Lady Gaga.

O'Neill remarked that for the past three years she has been Lady Gaga's Gopher or more appropriate Gopherette.

She spoke with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole and said that she was by the singer's side pretty much 24/7.

O'Neill commented that she even slept with the famous celebrity in the same bed since Gaga is scared of the bogeyman.

Jennifer disclosed that Lady Gaga is also afraid of vampires, werewolves, zombies, and most Republicans.

San Guacamole asked her about her compensation and she replied that by her estimation she is owed $392,917 in payment for her services.

O'Neill said that on top of being her bed partner, she also cooked all of Lady Gaga's meals and even helped her sew some of her outlandish food outfits, including the infamous Egg Plant Parmesan costume she wore to Barbara Walters 83rd surprise birthday party.

The assistant also noted that due to her having to wait hand and foot on Lady Gaga she was not able to go out on dates with some really cute guys who invited her to basketball games, football games, baseball games, hockey games, and NASCAR races.

She also mentioned that she even missed out twice on going to the fantastic Wednesday All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet at Manhattan's The Whale of a Buffet Seafood Restaurant.

In Other News. A pregnant Kim Kardashian reportedly told her boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West that she was craving some pickles and he picked up the phone and had two boxes containing 80 pickles each delivered to their home.

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