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Wednesday, 6 March 2013

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Dysfunctional Celebrities will be sponsored by Sudsalicious Beer.

BURBANK - The Contempo Television Network (CTN) has just announced that it is adding a new reality game show to its viewing line up.

The show is a Goodmeister-Toddheimer Production in association with XYZ TeleFilms and is titled Dysfunctional Celebrities.

The host of DC will be the man who Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen called America's Space Alien, Gary Busey.

Donald Trump, who is known as The Man With The Hairdo From Hell, actually said that Busey hasn't put a comb to his hair in over 16 years.

Busey commented that Trumpy is wrong because the actual time is 17 years.

Dawson Goodmeister and his partner Oliver Toddweiser, who are both 49, said that when they first developed the concept of their show, they instantly agreed that Gary Busey had to be the host.

Oliver actually said that Busey and dysfunctional go together like Kirstie Alley and hot dogs, Kobe Bryant and ball-hogging, and Ann Coulter and a saddle.

Busey recently told Hollywood Innuendo that guests lined up for the first week include Kat Von D, Heidi Montag, Ricky Gervais, Chelsea Handler, Manti Te'o, Snooki Pollizi, and Ke$ha.

Gary added that the premise of the show will be that two celebrity contestants will be pitted against each other and will be asked generalized questions.

He stated that two of the questions will be, what is the name of Malia and Sasha Obama's mama? and If you have four pizzas and David Crosby takes three of them, how many would you have left?

Each weekly winner will receive a $200 gift certificate to The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant and an all-expenses paid 5 days, 5 nights vacation for three at the Cajun Mosquito Hotel in Shreveport, Louisiana.

SIDENOTE: Dysfunctional Celebrities will air opposite Stand Up Comedians Rehab, Two and A Half Men, Las Mamacitas de L.A., and The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

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