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Friday, 14 December 2012

James Arthur died of depression yesterday despite having the most successful winner's single so far.James Arthur has recently seen his debut single 'Impossible' break a dozen of records such as 'most glum song of the year'.

In a poll conducted by 'The Sun', thousands flooded the site to vote his single as 'You'd have to have the brain of a breakdancing mouse with wings to buy this',meaning this option claimed a whopping 89% of the votes, trashing other options 'Oh my god,I'm fangirling over someone who's completely shit at singing!' and 'Meh. I'll continue listening to my invisible and non existent Christopher Maloney CD.'.

It is thought that James Arthur's depression was caused by sadness being the only emotion he can do. Reports claim that he forgot to smile ages ago and the last time he smiled was on his 6th birthday,when he won 'The totally long and drawn out, annoying, brain numbing, C Factor...which actually has no talent at all talent contest'.

All we know for sure is,James Arthur should've cracked a smile.

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