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Thursday, 13 December 2012

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A close up photo of Taylor that was taken when she performed at The Crop Rotation Convention Center in Waterloo, Iowa.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift has been a very busy girl these past few months and that's just trying to keep the guys in her life straight (no pun intended).

Swift, who is noted for writing hit songs about ex-boyfriends, was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Notes Magazine if she had heard the Tim Urban song mocking that fact.

Taylor giggled and remarked that she had indeed heard the former American Idol contestant's song parody on the Internet a few days ago.

She said that her and current boyfriend Harry Styles were sitting in a booth at a Burger Bandit in Marina Del Rey eating cheeseburgers and onion rings at the time.

The blonde singing sensation stated that she really liked Urban's song. She said it was creative and that it had a nice beat and a danceable melody.

She also noted that Timmy is a lot cuter than several of the guys that she has dated including Joe Jonas and Taylor Lautner.

T-Swizzle, as Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest calls her, put down her cheeseburger and was quick to add that Timmy is not as cute as Harry (Styles).

Miss Cotton asked the the country singer who just turned 23, on December 13, if she had heard from Tim.

She nodded her head and replied that she had not but added that she wants for him to call her as soon as possible at [CELL PHONE NUMBER DELETED BY EDITOR.]

SIDENOTE: A member of Taylor's band, who asked that his name not be used, stated that he has heard Taylor say that she would like for Tim (Urban) to be the opening act on her next concert tour.

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