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Thursday, 6 December 2012

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Ellen and Portia's dog named Mr. Fluffy, was a gift from Clay Aiken.

BEVERLY HILLS - Word coming out of Tinsel Town is that there appears to be some unhappy rumblings in the Ellen and Portia DeGeneres marital household.

A source close to the talk show host stated that a neighbor recently reported hearing some rather loud arguing coming from the DeGeneres mansion, nicknamed Casa Giggle Giggle.

The source said that it was about 3:15 a.m. when he heard someone in the household holler something that sounded like 'if you don't like it - I'll send your ungrateful butt back to the Land of Down Under.'

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Portia is originally from Australia.]

Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that DeGeneres has been upset lately because when they first got married, Portia laughed at all of Ellen's jokes and now after four years of marriage, she is only laughing at about 71 to 74 percent of her jokes.

Ellen, who is a bit on the insecure side, cannot take it and as a result she has resorted to going down to Venice Beach and surfing for up to six hours at a time.

Portia has reportedly said that lately she has been having thoughts about the fact that she thinks that she may be going back to being attracted to males.

She remarked that one of Ellen's ex-girlfriend's Anne Heche went from being a lesbianite to being straight and ended up marrying a man.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will bring you any further developments as they develop.

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