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Monday, 3 December 2012

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Cece Frey shown at a party that Demi Lovato threw for her at her Hollywood Hills home. (Photo courtesy of Selena Gomez).

HOLLYWOOD - With the elimination of Paige Thomas and Vino Alan, X-Factor is now down to six contestants frantically vying for the $5 million first place prize.

Demi Lovato's team is down to one contestant; the very attractive Cece Frey. Lovato spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that she resents the fact that her fellow judges, Simon "The Count of Criticism" Cowell, Britney "The Ex-Lip Syncer" Spears, and L.A. "Mr. Arrogance" Reid are doing their best to derail Miss Frey.

Lovato stated that Britney is jealous because Cece looks much more sexier than her and Frey does not have any cellulite, stretch marks, or C-section scars.

Demi pointed out that Simon is jealous because he wishes that he could ask Miss Frey out on a date, but X-Factor rules and regulations strictly forbid commingling between judges and contestants.

And L.A. Reid is obsessed with his cowboy singer Tate "The Asphalter" Stevens and divulged that Tate has said that if he wins he will buy him (Reid) a horse and a cow.

Demi remarked that she is going to do her best to try and get Cece to sing just like her.

And if she manages to achieve that goal then the alluringly erotic Cece has a good chance of advancing on and winning the whole enchilada (no pun intended).

SIDENOTE: Miss Swizzle asked Demi about the remark she had made early on in the competition where she said that she had a girl crush on Cece. Demi blushed and replied that she still has a girl crush on her, but that it is not in the lesbianite sense like what Ellen DeGeneres and her wife Portia have.

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