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Wednesday, 28 November 2012

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Melissa says she keeps her stomach flat by doing 6,000 sit ups a day.

HOLLYWOOD - After ten weeks of intense, grueling competition, Melissa Rycroft and her pro partner Tony Dovolani have been crowned the winners of Dancing With The Stars: The All-Stars season number 15.

Melissa looked stunningly sexy in her extremely skimpy chartreuse outfit that showed quite an expanse of her skin just below her tata's and right above her bikini line.

Rycroft and Dovolani defeated Shawn "Little Giggle" Johnson and her partner Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough, and Kelly "Itty Bitty" Monaco and her rumored boyfriend-partner Val "Shirtless" Chmerkovskiy.

Melissa and Tony truly deserved the trophy as they sometimes spent as much as 22 hours a day rehearsing.

A spokesperson for the show stated that sometimes the couple would forget to eat and it is certainly evident by Melissa's amazing svelte body.

The former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, who is 29, told Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo that she wanted the coveted Mirror Ball Trophy even more than she wanted to get married when she first appeared on The Bachelor.

During the results show all of the season 15 celebrity dancers returned to do dance routines on the dance floor. Pamela Anderson danced in a barely there bikini swimsuit that she had worn during her Baywatch days.

The 45-year-old looked fabulous as the make up department managed to hide every bit of cellulite.

Kirstie Alley danced dressed as an avocado and Maksim Chmerkovskiy almost pulled a back muscle picking her up. He confided to Bruno Tonioli backstage that Kirstie felt as if she had gained 12 pounds...in each leg and each arm.

And one of the worst dancers to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, Bristol "The Pistol" Palin danced dressed as a caribou.

Her partner Mark "The Lark" Ballas was dressed as a reindeer. The couple danced to the old Paul Revere & The Raiders song "The Mating Ritual of The Caribou and The Reindeer."

SIDENOTE: The shows host Tom Bergeron asked Melissa where she plans on placing the Mirror Ball Trophy. She smiled and said that she will put it in her game room next to her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader mini-blouse, her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader short shorts, and her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader string bikini thongs.

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