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Monday, 12 November 2012

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Sheen and Palin were parked just below the third "O." (Photo courtesy of Metta World Peace).

HOLLYWOOD - For the past few months Charlie "The Space Cadet" Sheen has managed to keep pretty much of a low profile.

But all that has now gone out the window as reported by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo.

De Gallo has informed the American public that a very reliable, inside, unnamed source conveyed to him that he and his girlfriend personally saw Sheen and Bristol Palin parked in Charlie's 2013 Silver Lamborghini Murcielago just below the world-famous Hollywood sign.

The unnamed source would not reveal his name, but he did agree to reveal the name of his girlfriend which is Daytona "Confetti" Trexbaum.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I Googled Daytona Trexbaum and found out that she is a 23-year-old waitress who works at The El Taco Terrifico Diner in La Brea. She has been dating her present boyfriend Virgo "Zodiac" Corkspoon, 28, for two years.]

De Gallo remarked that (Corkspoon) told him that he just happened to be parked in the car next to Sheen's just below the Hollywood sign. Corkspoon was asked what he was doing up on the hill.

He replied that he had gone there to take some photos of the historic sign to use for the Left Coast College academic report he is writing.

The collegian said that as he was snapping some photos of the sign he just happened to notice that the couple in the next car, which he identified as Sheen and Palin, were involved in some big time PDA (Public Display of Affection) which included nuzzling, snuggling, and canoodling.

In Late Breaking News. Word out of Green River, Wyoming is that the Sylvester and Esmeralda McWhipple Commemorative Dam is getting ready to break. Local authorities have already evacuated a family of three chicken farmers who live below the dam along with their entire flock of 2,719 chickens and one rooster.

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