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Friday, 9 November 2012

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Lady Gaga performing in Cucamonga. (Photo courtesy of Arsenio Hall).

CUCAMONGA, California - Lady Gaga finished performing her third encore at a sold out concert in The Santa Ana Winds Arena.

Afterwards she went backstage and met with Bijou Silhouette of Left Coast Mirror Magazine.

Lady Gaga told her that she was thrilled that President Obama had been re-elected and added that she had won a $10,000 bet with an unnamed Fox Network talk show host.

The New York singer said that she wanted to send a message to Donald Trump, the man who has the ugliest looking hairdo in the entire United States.

"Mr Trump," Lady Gaga said, "The people have spoken. President Obama has been re-elected in a landslide victory. So you need to stop being a sore loser, and a hater, and accept the democratic voting system."

Lady Gaga continued, "And we are all tired of your arrogant, sarcasm with your dumbass birther agenda which has been disproved and has been literally shoved up your Holland Tunnel."

The "Born This Way" singer added that Trump needs to get off his silver high horse and try and convince himself of the fact that no one, no one, with the possible exceptions of GOP die hards like Ann Coulter, Glenn Beck, and Ted Nugent care one iota about anything he has to say.

Lady Gaga stated that there are currently several petitions making the rounds asking NBC to cancel Donald Trump's prime time show Celebrity Apprentice.

She pointed out that if Donnie Trumpet (sic) is so unhappy with the decision that the American voters made then he, the haters, and the sore losers are all free to move to Iraq and see how much BS they can spew out of their egomaniacal mouths before those mouths simply disappear.

SIDENOTE: Beyonce, Eva Longoria, George Clooney, and 98 percent of Hollywood all commented with the four word statement, "What Lady Gaga said."

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