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Wednesday, 31 October 2012

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Tom Bergeron gave Sabrina a Tootsie Roll Pop because he said she's sweet and she's a pop star.

HOLLYWOOD - In a decision that has got to go into the all-time "What In The World?" file, Cheetah Girl, Sabrina Bryan and her professional dance partner Louis Van Amstel were the latest all-star couple to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

The three United Nation's judges Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman from England, Bruno "The Gaytalian" from Italy, and Carrie Ann Inaba, from the Philippines, were totally shocked when Tom Bergeron announced that Sabrina would be going home.

Bryan and Van Amstel had received three ten's for a perfect score of 30, but the popular vote was just not there for the little firecracker dynamo who former American Idol judge Steven "Lips" Tyler has described as being "Mmmm-Mmmm."

The studio audience erupted in a collective "What!!!" If it had been a Detroit Pistons basketball game the crowd would have begun chanting "BS! BS! BS!"

Even Kirstie "The California Quake" Alley was in shock and she almost swallowed her tongue but luckily for her Gilles Marini saw what was happening and he immediately reached in her mouth with his left thumb and left index finger and miraculously managed to grab her tongue.

Former Dallas Cowboy superstar Emmitt Smith, who had the lowest score of the week, turned to his partner and Carrie Ann Inaba-lookalike, Cheryl Burke and whispered, "Dammit, that was too close - I'm lucky the brutha's and sista's made them calls fa shizzle ma nizzle."

Val Chmerkovskiy who is paired with General Hospital actress Kelly "Itty Bitty" Monaco, said that Kirstie should have been the one eliminated.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Val's comment was quite interesting since Kirstie's pro partner is Val's brother Maksim "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" Chmerkovskiy.]

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