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Friday, 2 November 2012

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L. A. Reid's pet black cat which he named "Whitey."

MARINA DEL REY - Britney Spears recently remarked that every month she receives at least 115 marriage proposals from all over the United States and even from other countries such as Belgium, Bolivia, Bangladesh, and Bosnia.

But the "Oops" girl has lately admitted to being a little bit on the depressed side.

Britney sat down with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight, at a local Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Marina Del Rey.

Miss Kettle asked Spears how things were going on X-Factor. She giggled and said that it was lots of fun except for L.A. Reid who has a real bad, arrogant, attitude as he thinks that he is better than everyone else.

When asked to explain Britney said that Reid insists on having the make up girl work on him at least two minutes longer than on her and the other female judge Demi Lovato.

Spears said that Reid has an ego the size of Russia and is always trying his best to make her and Demi look bad in front of their boss Simon "The T-Shirt Wonder" Cowell.

She pointed out that the other day Reid went into Cowell's dressing room and complained that neither Britney nor Demi were wearing sufficient deodorant and he was feeling a bit dizzy from the odor.

Kettle told Spears that she had to ask her about the recent rumors regarding her fiancé Jason Trawick and a certain up and coming Hollywood starlet.

The 30-year-old singer looked down at her order of Macho Nachos and said that she had heard that Jason was allegedly seen at the La Brea Tar Pits in the presence of Lollipop Wildstick a young starlet who has a reputation for going after the boyfriends of rich, famous, established stars such as herself.

Britney also mentioned that an unnamed source had informed her that Jason was also seen at The Santa Monica Pier with the ravishingly sexy Urbanette "Bambi" Dillahunt, a well-known Beverly Hills masseuse.

SIDENOTE: Britney feels that if Jason is in fact seeing Lollipop and Urbanette, it is to get back at her because she confided to him that she has been having intimate fantasies about her and Simon.

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