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Wednesday, 10 October 2012

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Madonna shown dancing the "Referee" at The Inebriated Kangaroo Lounge in New York City.

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple or La Manzana Grande as J.Lo calls it, is that Madonna has just signed to appear in her very own reality show.

The show will be televised on The Epitome Television Network and is called Madonna's Feuds.

Hollywood Innuendo reported that it is no secret that there is no one who has gotten into more heated arguments, verbal altercations, controversial clashes, and quintessential quarrels than Madonna Louise Ciccone AKA Madonna.

The 54-year-old singer has been a part of infamous feuds with the likes of well-known celebrities including Clay Aiken, Nancy Grace, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Angelina Jolie, Elton John, and even two of the sweetest girls in music Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift.

A spokesperson for ETN Tansinella "Tansi" Wickovich, stated that the premise of the show will be that Madonna will be filmed 24/7 and her feud of the week will be videotaped and edited into a 30 minute weekly show.

When Miss Wickovich was asked by Hollywood Innuendo's Missy Wonderbox what will happen if Madonna does not have a feud going on one particular week.

Miss Wickovich began laughing so hard she nearly spilled her Double PiƱa Colada. She then replied with a great big grin, "Did you forget that this is Madonna, we are talking about - and to stay in the national spotlight Madonna would fight and actually bodyslam her own grandmother for goodness sakes."

SIDENOTE: Madonna stated that she would do the show but only if she was allowed to sing three of her songs on each show. The shows executives managed to talk her down to just one song.

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