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Saturday, 6 October 2012

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A suitcase full of money that J.Lo used to buy her boy toy a brand new truck. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

PARIS - Jennifer "La Tush" Lopez, 43, and her boy-toy Caspar Smart, 25, have been having one fantastic time during Fashion Week in Paris.

The two have been spotted holding hands up on the Eiffel Tower, in the Louvre Museum, and at the original Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaurant on the Left Banke.

The former American Idol judge was asked by Le News Agency of France if she misses not being on American Idol.

The Bronx native giggled and said that she did in a way but then pointed out that in a way she did not miss having to listen to Randy "The Dawg" Jackson say "Yo, yo, yo dawg, that was kinda pitchy" eight to twelve times per show.

She also noted that she did not miss having to put up with the tremendous amount of Attila The Hun's Cologne that Steven "Lips" Tyler seemed to bathe in.

J.Lo was asked about the huge engagement ring that she had recently been seen wearing. She smiled politely and ignored the question.

When the French reporter identified as GiGi de Maupassant asked her where the ring was she looked away and simply replied that she had taken it off.

Her boyfriend Caspar Smart, who is 17 years younger than her, blushed and quickly took a bite out of his custard croissant.

The word on the streets of Paris is that the May-December couple is having some rough sailing due to the fact that J.Lo actually paid for the expensive ring.

Caspy, as Lopez calls him, says that he is getting tired of Jennifer treating him like he is one of her kids.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: That is interesting because I don't know of any kid who gets a $10,000 weekly money allowance from his mommy.]

Lopez recently revealed to Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle that she does not mind Caspy watching Sesame Street with her four-year old twins Max and Emme, but she just does not think it is right for him to watch it when the kids are spending the weekend with their father, Marc Anthony.

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