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Thursday, 4 October 2012

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Liam checking out his fianceƩ Miley's cell phone.

BEVERLY HILLS - Liam Hemsworth paid a visit to his personal masseuse, Urbanette "Bambi" Dillahunt, 21, due to the stupendous amount of stress that he has been going through lately.

Hemsworth, 22, confided to Miss Dillahunt, (38-24-36) that he cannot believe the fact that Miley is so obsessed with tweeting.

He remarked that she seems to tweet 24/7 and that he recently even caught her tweeting while she was taking a shower.

The Australian actor has told several of his very close friends, including unemployed professional wrestler, Brutus "The Brute" Donatelli, that if this keeps up he is going to break off the engagement and fly down to Australia to get away from the hustle and bustle of LaLaLand and MileyWorld.

Liam has reportedly admitted to his hair dresser, the fashionably flamboyant FuFi Fondue that it appears that Miley, just like her hit song, "Can't Be Tamed."

Hemsworth recently appeared on The View and told the overly dreadlocked Whoopi Goldberg that the way things are going he may just take Katy Perry up on her offer to fly down to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for a platonic weekend getaway.

SIDENOTE: Katy Perry is 27, but she has stated on two different occasions that she would love to be in a May-December relationship with the 22-year-old Aussie.

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