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Wednesday, 3 October 2012

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Nicki Minaj paid $800 for these imported pink Pakistani earrings. (Photo by Ryan Seacrest).

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina - Well it did not take long for fireworks to erupt at an American Idol audition.

New judge Nicki Minaj exploded at fellow judge Mariah Carey and began cussing like she was a Washington state lumberjack fighting an out-of-control forest fire.

Minaj, who is either 27, or 29, got upset when Carey giggled when she saw her silly pink wig. According to fellow judge Keith Urban, Mariah asked Nicki if she knew that she had a wad of pink cotton candy on her head.

The Trinidadian native Nicki threw down her pencil and went into her 'juss who da hell does youse think you is' rant.

Mariah told her to shut the eff up and reminded her that she is the better known of the two female judges.

Nicki jumped up on her chair and hollered out that for a second she thought that Kirstie Alley was in the room since the air was getting kind of thin.

Randy "The Dawg" Jackson, who is still hanging around for some unknown reason started laughing.

Mariah yelled that Nicki needs to go back to her palm tree in Trinidad.

"Good one Carey," hollered the Dawg.

Pinky responded by saying that she is real close to body slamming Mariah and kicking the Yo Yo Dawg in his nads.

The shows producer Nigel Lithgoe stepped in and told Minaj to get a hold of herself and to stop yelling and screaming as she was starting to scare off some of the audition participants.

The pink wig-wearing islander told Lithgoe that he could kiss her humongous butt and rave about it on Facebook.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Nicki Minaj does possess a gigantic derriere and in fact her's makes J.Lo's and Kim Kardashian's cabooses both look flat as pancakes.]

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