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Tuesday, 11 September 2012

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Pink's pet collie which she recently rescued and has named "Miley."

VENICE BEACH - The singer known as Pink is reportedly very angry at Miley Cyrus.

Pink, who just turned 33, on September 8, was celebrating her birthday down at Venice Beach.

She was wearing an extremely small bikini swimsuit that had white crosses on red squares in honor of the Swiss flag.

When a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk asked her why her swimsuit was in the colors and designs of the flag from Switzerland, Pink merely smiled and said that she did it because she loves Swiss Chocolate Milk.

BPTs Carolina Chipotle asked Pink what she thought about Miley Cyrus's new hairdo. Pink exploded saying that Miley blatantly copied her hair style and she does not appreciate it because she invented that type of hair style.

Pink told Miss Chipotle that she would call up her hair stylist FuFi Fondue of Beverly Hills and prove to her that he had invented, developed, and perfected that hairdo for her.

The singer who had back to back hits with "Get The Party Started" and "Stop The Friggin Party Now Dammit!" told Chippy that she has already secured the legal services of Ginger Allred and she will be filing a $6.2 million lawsuit against Miley Cyrus and her hair stylist Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon.

SIDENOTE: Pink will be performing at The San Andreas Fault Coliseum in Los Angeles this weekend and she plans on telling the concert goers that she wants for them to tweet that Miley "Copycat" Cyrus copied her hair style.

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