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Wednesday, 29 August 2012

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A group of Jay Leno fans protesting Howard Stern's recent remarks. (Photo by Ashton Kutcher).

NEW YORK CITY - The non-shy Howard Stern, one of the judges on America's Got Talent has done it again.

Stern, who loves insulting people, just took some shots at Tonight Show host Jay Leno.

Howard "The Mouth" as Speaker of The House John Boehner calls him, said that Leno is worth $150 million and there is no excuse for him not to go in and get chin reduction surgery.

Stern said that every time he sees Leno he thinks of two things; a skunk because of his hair and Mr. Potato Head because of his gigantic chin.

When Leno was informed of Stern's comments he remarked that Howie really needs to stop worrying about him and think about changing his Twisted Sister hairdo that he has worn for two decades.

Leno also said that Stern is upset because both President Obama and Mitt Romney have told him that they do not want his endorsement.

In GOP Convention News. The Political Drive Thru Window News Agency is reporting that during a Meet & Greet Luncheon in Tampa, Mitt Romney was overheard referring to his vice-presidential running mate, Paul Ryan as Eddie Munster.

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