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Monday, 27 August 2012

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Kate says that she wants to focus on getting another reality show.

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin, who recently broke up with her boyfriend Russell "Sniffles" Brand, says that she is still upset that he cheated on her with Kat Von D, or the "Tattooed Circus Woman" as Kate calls her.

She noted that there are times when she really misses Rusty, like at night, when she's showering, or during the day when she is sunbathing in her backyard au naturale now that her eight kids are all back at school.

Kate "The Great" as ex-boyfriend Steven "Lips" Tyler nicknamed her revealed that she has received half a dozen text messages from Brand asking her to forgive him and take him back.

She pointed out that he even offered to write her a check for $9,000 if she would agree to get back together with him.

Brand pointed out that he misses her fabulous cooking, her enticingly alluring smile, her 8 kids, and all of the sexy, intimate, lovemaking phrases that he taught her during their time together.

Mrs. Gosselin recently was interviewed by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gallo and he asked her if she would ever consider getting back with the man who dumped his wife Katy Perry.

Kate simply smiled as she tugged at her Pittsburgh Pirates T-shirt and said that she has talked to her nanny Mindy Lulu Lickenfeister about it and Mindy Lulu has suggested that she give Brand another chance.

Meanwhile Kate expressed to de Gallo that at the moment she is focusing on trying to improve her personality and trying to get herself and her kids another cable reality show.

She said that she really misses being in the spotlight when she co-starred in her reality show Jon & Kate Plus 8 and then later after divorcing Jon and starring on Kate Plus 8.

Gosselin stated that she definitely does not want to find herself in the same situation as Nadya Suleman, alias OctoMom, who had her home foreclosed after she got 11 months behind on her house payment.

De Gallo was told by Miss Lickenfeister that Kate has been offered $1.3 million to appear in a PlayGuy Magazine layout spread titled The Housewives of Television.

SIDENOTE: Kate told de Gallo that she still cannot believe that her and Jon were paid $75,000 per each episode of Jon and Kate Plus 8 and that she was then paid $75,000 per each episode of Kate Plus 8.

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