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Friday, 24 August 2012

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Prince Harry has been offered $3 million to star in a porn movie with Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy.

HOLLYWOOD - Gladiator Films in association with Left Coast Libido Pictures is currently in talks to sign England's Prince Harry to appear in the motion picture The Red Star Diaries.

The porn film will be directed by Gunther Krottentokker and will star Jenna Jameson, Holly Sampson, Ron Jeremy, Stormy Daniels, and Pretzel Garibaldi.

The spy-thriller will have an X-rating due to its extremely explicit nude scenes which take place in California's Yosemite National Park.

Other adult oriented scenes will take place on top of Mount Rushmore, at The La Brea Tar Pits, and at The Hoover Dam.

Prince Harry has been offered the lead role of Russian spy Nikolai Yaronikova AKA Red Star.

During a temporary lull in the spy business, Yaronikova meets and falls in love with Inga Drammenstad, the voluptuously sexy daughter of a billionaire neurotic Norwegian sardine exporter.

Inga will be played by the infamous Dutch-Italian porn star Pretzel Garibaldi who is noted for having two perfectly functioning (blanks).

Jenna Jameson, who has appeared in 162 adult themed films and is considered the Queen of Porn Movies will star as Inga's older nymphomaniacal sister Astrid, who is a retired fishing net inspector.

Stormy Daniels will star as Inga's ex-lesbianite lover Ulla Silkenborg, an astoundingly well-endowed Danish call girl who is so expensive that she has literally priced herself out of the market.

Ron Jeremy, who has made over 28,000 porn movies will star as Prince Harry's father the lottery ticket addicted Leonid Yaronikova, a retired double agent who was known as the amazing Long Shot.

Prince Harry at first stated that he was not interested in appearing in the motion picture, but when he was told that he would be paid $3 million for two weeks work he changed his tune quicker than one can say Pixie Lott.

SIDENOTE: Prince Harry appeared on The View and was asked by Whoopi Goldberg what his grandmother Queen Elizabeth II, would say about him appearing in an X-rated film. He blushed and said that he doesn't say anything about her hat addiction and so he expects her to keep her royal opinions regarding his movie career to herself.

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