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Monday, 6 August 2012

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The inside of Levi Johnston's garage in Wasilla, Alaska. (Photo courtesy of Carolina Chipotle).

WASILLA, Alaska - Levi Johnston, 22, has finally come out and told it like it is. The baby daddy of Bristol Palin's son Tripp Johnston spoke with Bedroom Pillow Talk and revealed some rather interesting facts.

Levi told Carolina Chipotle that he does not want his son appearing in a reality show. He pointed out that Bristol has been told by the executives of her reality show Bristol Palin - Life's A Tripp to spice up the show and boost the ratings by getting her to have 3-year-old Tripp use curse words.

Johnston noted that in the past three episodes his little boy has uttered a total of 19 curse words plus he has shot the finger on camera a total of 7 times.

Bristol "The Pistol" who is 21, defends Tripp's actions by saying that little boys will be little boys.

She also pointed out that her show is doing fine in the ratings.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't know where Miss Palin got her facts but the truth is that for the past two weeks her show has been soundly beaten in its time slot by reruns of 'Petticoat Junction,' the reality show 'The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania,' and 'Wolf Blitzer Journeys Through The Two Dakotas.']

Levi expressed that he has watched all of the shows episodes and that Bristol is showing that she cannot control her emotions as witnessed by the fact that she cries an average of 3.5 times per show.

He divulged that Bristol's crying is nothing but a cheap act because when he and her were together he never once saw her cry not even when he would accidentally hit her with a hockey stick, a fishing rod, or a baseball bat.

The former boy-toy of Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin has also emphasized that Bristy is wearing her skirts extremely short in order to attract an older male viewing audience.

SIDENOTE. Levi says that he will end up with full custody of his little boy even if he has to reveal some amazingly astounding, embarrassing, intimate facts about Bristol, her mom, and a certain professional hockey player.

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