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Wednesday, 1 August 2012

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A pet snake that Maksim Chmerkovskiy gave to Demi which she named "Boy-Toy" after Ashton.

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore says that before it's all over she may end up moving out of the United States to some remote, out-of-the-way place.

The 49-year-old highly depressed actress seems to keep getting her ego kicked around as if it is an Olympic soccer ball.

Moore recently spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told her that just when she thinks that she is over that alley-catting, ex-boy-toy husband of hers she reads about another of his sexual exploits.

This time she said that she saw in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that Ashton (Kutcher) has entered into a relationship with actress Mila Kunis.

Mila and Ashton starred together in the comedy show That 70s Show. The 29-year-old actress has disclosed that ever since those days she has had a mad crush on the guy she refers to as "Special K."

Kutcher, 34, reportedly calls Mila, "Sexy K." In fact, Kunis has stated that it is written in the stars that the two would get together because of the fact that both have surnames that start with the uncommon letter K, plus both have first names that are made up of two syllables.

When Ashton was told about this by Miss Swizzle he replied, "Hey, it works for me."

Meanwhile a heartbroken Demi Moore has reportedly told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that if she reads two or four more devastating items about A-Kutch, as she calls him, that she will most probably purchase a one-way ticket to Tibet.

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