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Monday, 30 July 2012

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Dane Cook is the latest so called comedian to stick his foot in his mouth big time.

LOS ANGELES - Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency has just stated that Dane Cook has just joined the ranks of fellow insensitive jerks such as Gilbert Gottfried and Tracy Morgan.

And Cook accomplished that by making extremely inappropriate remarks about a subject that should definitely be off limits to every comedian anywhere.

Miss Rangoon emphasized that the way she sees it when comedians like Cook and Gottfried have to resort to making jokes about tragedies then it just goes to show everyone just how desperate these pathetic comedians are to get attention.

In March of 2011, Gottfried felt that he would get the jump on all of the Japanese tsunami jokes but soon found out that only one stupid jerk made a comment on the tragic subject...him.

And as a result Gilbert the Goon not only lost his extremely well-paying Aflac gig but he has since had to go into the Witness Protection Program as he had been targeted by at least 293 Japanese organizations.

Dane Cook whose unmemorable films include Lint On Dust, Kitchen Faucet Drip, and his latest entry Mulch, will most probably fade off into the sunset as well.

Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that Dancing With The Stars judge Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman has offered Cook a job as his personal pastry cook.

Even GOP mouthpiece Rush Limbaugh has noted that Dane Cook has just shown to all the world that not all jerks are members of the Taliban, Al Qaeda, or The Westboro Church of Maniacal fanatics.

To read a lot more angry comments and remarks directed at Dane Cook go to www.danecookthepunk.sux

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