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Thursday, 26 July 2012

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K-Stew's accent coach Rayburn Sandersketti says he plans to sell her lips imprint on eBay.

BEVERLY HILLS - Kristen Stewart, the star of the Twilight movie series was sitting in the Haven of Hair Salon getting her split ends trimmed by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue.

Fondue has a reputation for knowing lots of intimacies about starlets that even The View's Barbara Walter's, 82, and Entertainment Tonight's Nancy O'Dell, 46, don't know.

The hair stylist to the stars broke the stories about Joan Rivers getting her tonsils botoxed and the Simon Cowell - Paula Abdul Sis Boom Bah Scandal down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

Many of Tinsel Town's actresses have stated that not only is Fondue a great hair stylist he is also a fantastic listener and Britney Spears of X-Factor has even said on several occasions that she looks to him as a type of unlicensed sex and marriage therapist.

Kristen Stewart, 22, has gone on record saying that there is no one in Hollywood that she trusts more than the flamboyant "Prince of Permanents."

On her latest visit she confessed to Fondue about an indiscretion that she had while filming her latest movie Snow White and The Huntsman.

K-Stew revealed that one night after having been on the movie set for 14 hours, she had an intimate dinner in her star trailer with the film's accent coach whom she identified as Rayburn Fandersketti, 41.

She admitted that she had become infatuated with the way he helped her to develop her movie accent. She said that Ray-Fan really went out of his way to focus on her, since she was having more trouble with the accent than any of the other actors.

Stewart said that right after they finished their bowls of bison stew she asked Ray-Fan if they could practice her accent for a little while.

He agreed and spent the next ten minutes helping her to shape and form her mouth to get just the right accent needed for her role of Snow White.

And as things go the two soon found themselves in a lip lock that is usually seen in X-rated movies.

Kristen has since said that the only reason why she cheated on her boyfriend of four years Rob Pattinson, 26, is because she got caught up in the whole 'learning the correct accent' exercise.

SIDENOTE: Stewart has said that she does not find Ray-Fan at all attractive and that she hopes that R-Pattz forgives her and they can both move on and continue with their fantastic financial success in the Twilight movies.

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