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Tuesday, 10 July 2012

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Simon's assistant show with the British mogul's wallet. (Photo courtesy of Cat Deely).

HOLLYWOOD - Simon Cowell has stated that he has added two more names to his list of possible X-Factor judges.

The T-shirted "Sultan of Sarcasm" spoke with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and stated that he is really taking his time with his selection because he certainly does not want to end up with another Steve Jones.

Cowell stated that his two latest possibilities include George Clooney's stunningly, sultry girlfriend Stacy Keibler and Lamar Odom's wife Khloe Kardashian.

He noted that judges Britney Spears and Demi Lovato both would like to see the vivacious Keibler whereas male judge L.A. Reid says that he is leaning towards the Kardashian gal.

Simon has said that he has eliminated six more names from the long list including Gary Busey, Kirstie Alley, Ke$ha, Hank Williams Jr, Betty White, and Oprah Winfrey.

Khloe was asked if her being a host on X-Factor would interfere with her reality show Khloe & Lamar and she replied that it would definitely not and that the producers would even use parts of X-Factor on their show.

Stacy, meanwhile was asked if her being on X-Factor would interfere with her being George Clooney's girlfriend.

She smiled as she winked and said that it would not and that George would welcome a break from her since she is one of the most physically active celebrities in Tinsel Town.

In Breaking News. President Obama is reporting that someone broke into Sasha and Malia's White House backyard toy box and made off with three dolls, two Frisbees, a slinky, and a Mr. Potato Head.

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