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Monday, 9 July 2012

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Kanye's money bag, which he reportedly keeps in the trunk of his Lamborghini. (Photo courtesy of Beyonce).

LOS ANGELES - Word out of LaLaLand is that Kanye West and his girlfriend Kim Kardashian will be heading into the recording studio very soon.

The two have been planning on recording an album to be titled Kanye & Kim Sing The Hits of Taylor Swift.

Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors recently met with the couple at a Paco's Casa de Tacos in Hacienda Heights and she noted that the two could hardly keep their hands away from each others lower regions.

Miss V said that the assistant manager, Benson P. Rigglefickle, finally came over to their table and reminded them that they were at a family restaurant and not at Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion.

Kanye ever the arrogant one informed Mr. Rigglefickle that if he wanted to he could buy the restaurant and turn it into a tattoo parlor.

Rigglefickle said that he was not impressed adding that the restaurant was not for sale and that he would like for him to get his sarcastic attitude out of his restaurant and take his doe-eyed lady friend with him.

Kanye yelled out that she was no lady friend and that she was his girlfriend the world famous celebrity Kim Kardashian star of the reality shows Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kourtney And Kim Take New York, and The Misadventures of Kim Kardashian's Keister.

Rigglefickle told him that he didn't care if she was Ann Coulter star of Talking Politics With Trigger.

Two members of the Hacienda Heights Police Department soon arrived and escorted Kanye and Kim out to his $474,000 Lamborghini Aventador LP 700-4, which Kim recently gave him for his 35th birthday.

In Non-Related News. Tom Cruise is said to be so devastated about his divorce that he is seriously contemplating moving to Costa Rica and purchasing a banana plantation.

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