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Tuesday, 3 July 2012

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The look teenagers are asking for to attract Harry

A plastic surgeon in Hertfordshire has reported a 2,000% increase in business in the last week - all from teenagers attempting to look older - so they can catch the eye of One Direction heart-throb Harry Styles.

The 17 year old star has been splashed all over the papers for details of his romances with older woman. The first publicised relationship was with 32 year old Xtra Factor presenter Caroline Flack, which fizzled out due to Harry touring with his band-mates. In the last fortnight, news broke of a fling with a married radio presenter from Manchester, also 32.

Owner of Fantastic Plastic in St Albans, Eric Hampleshin told our undercover female reporter enquiries had gone through the roof since the story broke, with appointments booked into the middle of 2013 from youngsters, paying with their pocket money and student grants. "It's incredible, I warn them against the dangers of getting botox and surgery so early in their life, but they insist they need it to look older - just for Harry".

Harry and the band arrived back in England today to 'face the music'.

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