WASHINGTON, D.C. - George Clooney's best friends Brad Pitt and Matt Damon have both remarked that they have never seen their friend look happier than he is now.
And the reason for the jubilantly joyful look on Clooney's countenance is due 100 percent to his astoundingly gorgeous girlfriend Stacy Keibler.
Clooney, who at 51, is 19 years older than the 32-year-old Keibler has said that he has dated lots and lots of beautiful, sexy women but none of them, not Pink, nor Charlize Theron, nor Kelly Preston, nor Elisabetta Canalis come close to his long-legged sultry Stacy.
In fact, it is no secret that Brad Pitt recently remarked that if he wasn't involved with Angelina (Jolie) that he would try his best to steal Stacy away from Georgy.
Clooney simply smiles at that preposterous remark and says "Brad is a dreamer. Stacy has told me several times that she does not find Pitt at all attractive."
George was in the nation's capital to talk with President Obama about possibly giving the motion picture industry a bit of a cut on the taxes that they pay.
Clooney pointed out that the administration has helped the auto industry, the banking industry, and the cosmetics industry and now it is time to help the entertainment industry.
A White House Spokesperson stated that President Obama is sympathetic to Mr. Clooney, who just happens to be his biggest fundraiser.
While at the White House, Clooney was asked by Michelle Obama how things with his lovely Stacy were going.
He grinned and told her that they are going great and that he is as happy as a rooster with two peckers (beaks).
She then asked if he hears any wedding bells in the near future. He laughed and said yes that Brad Pitt is marrying Angelina Jolie and that Jessica Simpson will be marrying Eric Johnson.
The "First Mama" shook her head and said, "Now, now Georgy porgy, I mean wedding bells ringing for you and for that long legged sexy gal of yours."
Clooney just blushed and said that he doesn't want to let the cat out of the bag but that he and Stacy have been pricing rice.