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Wednesday, 27 June 2012

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Kim says that she is addicted to texting, cosmetics, and gossip. (Photo by Kourtney Kardashian).

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kim Kardashian has just done the worst thing that a text messager could ever possibly do.

She has accidentally sent a text message to her boyfriend, Kanye West, when she meant to send it to her sister Khloe instead.

Kim told her mom that she somehow got mixed up and was not really paying attention to her texting since she was trying to pay attention to her driving.

She said that she was kind of having to concentrate on the road since the Pacific Coast Highway stretch that she was on is one with lots of winding turns and hairpin curves.

Kim said that normally she has no problem driving, texting, and even applying her eyeliner, but this time she really had to pay attention to her driving and as a result she sent the very personal text that was meant for Khloe to Kanye.

In the text Kim stated that she has become utterly bored with Kanye whom she refers to as West "The Pest."

She went on to say that he is one of the most insanely jealous dudes that she has ever known and that he does not even trust her when she tells him that she is going to take a shower.

Kim wrote in the text message that Kanye is even more boring than her ex-husband Kris Humphries. She noted that at least Kris trusted her whereas Kanye does not and has even insisted that she get his name tattooed on her most intimate body part.

Tapioca Swizzle with Tittle Tattle Tonight contacted Kim's mom, Kris Kardashian-Jenner, and asked her if Kim has heard from Kanye yet.

She said that she hasn't but that as soon as she does she knows that the you-know-what is going to hit the fan.

In Political News. Herman Cain just stated "Iffen Mista Mitt Romney wants fa me ta be his vice-presidential choice den dat be's okay wiff me fo sho nuff, uh huh."

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