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Tuesday, 26 June 2012

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A photo taken from Nadya's porn film, "I'm The Girl of My Dreams."

LOS ANGELES - Nadya Suleman, better known as "OctoMom" is reported to be walking on Cloud 9.

The 36-year-old mother of 14, including octuplets, recently confided to her hair stylist that she has finally found herself a boyfriend.

When she was asked by Zydeco Dupree with iRumors what her boyfriend's name is she smiled and replied, "Frankie G."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: There is some speculation among a few in the entertainment media that Frankie G could possibly be related to the musician Kenny G.]

Nadya's hair stylist Mr. Tabby of Topanga Canyon stated that he has never seen Suleman look as happy as she is now.

He added that a lot of it is probably also to due to the fact that she received a pretty good paycheck for appearing in the one-woman porn film, I'm The Girl of My Dreams.

Mr. Tabby said that he has seen the film three times and he called Suleman a natural who has the star quality potential of a Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, and possibly even that much troubled, young, freckled, starlet Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan.

He pointed out that he has styled the hair of Bullock, Jolie, and Lohan and he shyly admitted that he enjoyed working on Suleman's hair the most due to the fact that she has three times more hair than the average female.

Nadya's new boyfriend is a bodybuilder and underwear model who is only 23-years-old.

When Suleman was asked about the 13 year difference in age she just smiled and said that Frankie has told her that when he is with her he feels like he's 29, and she has told him that when she is with him that she feels like she's 29 too, so as far as math goes they are a perfect match.

Nadya was asked if Frankie has seen her porn movie. She blushed and whispered that so far he's seen it eight times.

Frankie G has been hounded to reveal what the G stands for. He adamantly states that whatever his last name is does not matter.

He then adds that what does matter is that he has fallen madly in love with "Nads," as he affectionately calls Nadya.

He pauses for a moment and then confesses that his awesomely sultry brand new girlfriend hung the moon, the Milky Way, and Halley's Ajax.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm sure that young Frankie meant to say Halley's Comet.]

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