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Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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"Im fixin to shake a tale feather with one of em Lindsay love dolls!"

As if Lindsay Lohan didn't have enough troubles to worry about, now she's got a corny love doll on the market.

An inflatable love doll named "Loveable Lindsay" from Victor Victoria Products, has reportedly become such a hot ticket item with millions of women that stores can't meet the demand.

Victor Victoria Products' Susan Boyle says of the doll, "We are completely sold out already, it's been on the market for less than 48 hours."

The doll comes with a speaking device that sings K.D. lang's famous song, "Constant Craving."

The most notable and famous Evangelist, Billy Graham, calls the doll a grotesque abomination of the human figure and demands that all the dolls be burned in a hellish bomb fire.

Victor Victoria says it received orders for more than one million Lindsay dolls from female inmates across the nation.

"I could use the Lindsay doll to keep me warm at night since I'm too old to use a teddy bears," said a female prisoner.

"It's really popular with hillbilly girls up in the mountains who have never seen another human being," said Susan Boyle.

Being immortalized as a love doll probably isn't the legacy Lindsay Lohan intended on leaving behind, but at least she's in good company with the Tiger Woods, Adam Lambert, Mel Gibson, and Justin Beiber love dolls which are very popular in San Francisco.

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