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Tuesday, 12 June 2012

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Justin Theroux supposedly goes up to Saskatoon to hunt moose, caribou, reindeer, and Mallard ducks.

TARZANA, California - Jennifer Aniston recently attended a music concert featuring Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

The concert was held at the newly opened Gary Busey International Speedway which is located on a tract of land that was once owned by Mexico's General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana, the man whom the Santa Ana Winds are named after.

Aniston was accompanied by her hair stylist FuFi Fondue. After the concert, which also starred American Idol's third place finisher Joshua Ledet, she took some time to speak with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk.

Miss Chipotle asked her where her boyfriend Justin Theroux was. she responded that he was up in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan hunting caribou.

She added that he goes up to Canada at least nine times a year to hunt caribou, moose, reindeer, and Mallard ducks.

Miss Chipotle asked her if he has ever brought any of the animals or birds that he has shot back home. Aniston got a puzzled look on her face and replied that now that she mentioned it, he never has.

Aniston was then asked if Justin had ever showed her any photos of any animals or birds that he has shot. Again she got a very puzzled look on her face and replied that he has never shown her even one photo of anything that he has shot.

Miss Chipotle rolled her eyes. Aniston asked her what she was implying.

The Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter just smiled and said, that she had heard from singer Neil Young, who is Canadian, that there are more single women living in Saskatoon than in any other Canadian city.

Jennifer shook her head as she picked up her cell phone to call Justin. After a few moments she put the phone down and softly whispered that it had gone to voice mail.

"Where is Justin now?" Chipotle asked.

"He's up in Saskatoon hunting reindeer." Aniston replied.

"Ah...did he take his rifle with him" Chipotle asked.

"Dammit!" Aniston angrily hollered out.

Bedroom Pillow Talk will keep you abreast as to any changes in the status of Jennifer and Justin's relationship.

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