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Sunday, 10 June 2012

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McCarthy, 39, could still appear in a nude layout for just about any men's magazine. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

BEVERLY HILLS - Jim Carrey was extremely devastated when his five year relationship with the libidinously attractive Jenny McCarthy ended in 2010.

A close friend of Carrey's who would only give his initials, Z.K. spoke with Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo and said that at the time the comedian was so heartbroken that he came very close to leaving the United States and moving to Laos.

When the friend was asked why Laos, he simply replied that he thought it was probably because of the fact that you can rent a very nice three-bedroom, two-bath mobile home for $17 a month.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: The friend with the initials Z.K. is either Zebulon Kalamantini or Zusie Kibbitzowitz.]

Jenny McCarthy, 39, recently appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show and told the host that her 10-year-old son Evanescence McCarthy misses the hundreds of silly faces that Carrey used to make at the breakfast table, the lunch table, and the dinner table.

She went on to say that E.M. is also devastated at the fact that he and Jimmy can no longer play Scissors, Paper, Rock each night for 25 minutes before Evanescence's bedtime.

The sensuously erotic, sultry actress went on to say that because Carrey is out of the picture and he does not even bother to call her son, she is having to take him to see a very expensive Beverly Hills therapist who charges $989 for a 50 minute session.

Kimmel asked McCarthy if she didn't think that quite possibly the fact that she had posed in the nude in several men's magazines might also be part of her son's problem.

She blushed and said that Evanescence has never seen her in any of the magazines in which she appeared totally nude.

Miss San Guacamole was able to contact Jim Carrey, who was having dinner with Vanessa Bryant (Kobe's ex-wife) at The Flamboyant Tortilla Restaurant in Topanga Canyon, and she asked him to comment on the matter.

The funnyman simply said that ironically he will soon begin production on the Allesandro Fiafatanelli film Call Me Maybe - The Jenny McCarthy Story.

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