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Saturday, 19 May 2012

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J.Lo shown relaxing in her Hollywood Hills mansion "Casa Booty." (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

HOLLYWOOD - After two years of being a judge on American Idol, Jennifer Lopez has decided to hang up her yellow judge's notepad after the current season.

J.Lo recently spoke with LaLaland Limelight reporter Huckleberry Citrus and revealed her reasons for departing the number one reality music show on television.

Jennifer, who is known as "La Tush" stated that she absolutely loves the $20 million a year paycheck that she receives from the show but pointed out that money isn't everything.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I guess not since she already has about $250 million in the bank.]

J.Lo mentioned off-the-record that she has grown quite weary of sitting between Steven "Lips" Tyler who at times turns into a Charlie Sheen type space cadet and Randy "The Dawg" Jackson who she said uses the damn word "Yo" way too friggin much.

The 42-year-old Lopez, who has been married three times, is currently dating Caspar Smart, a 25-year-old boy-toy who is 17 years younger than the "Latin Cougar Mama."

She also expressed the fact that she wants to spend more time with Caspy and her twins Max and Emme whom she affectionately calls Tic and Tac after her favorite candy mints.

The Latin songstress remarked that she is currently planning a world wide concert tour starting in September that will take her to 74 of the world's 196 countries.

The soon-to-be-divorced diva disclosed that her opening act will be Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz.

She smiled as she said that her boy-toy Caspy will of course be the featured dancer on her concert tour and she will be paying him $20,000 a week on top of the $10,000 per week allowance that she presently gives him.

After the concert tour is over the hot Latina told Mr. Citrus that she hopes to get Caspy to agree to father her baby so that her twins Tic and Tac can have a playmate.

Lopez commented that she has also been approached by noted award-winning film director Durango Grundyweather to star in the lead role of the TouchRock motion picture WTF! - The Story of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

SIDENOTE: LaLaLand reporter Huckleberry Citrus is married to Tinsel Town Times Tribune reporter Margarita Mixx.

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