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Thursday, 3 May 2012

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Demi's next CD is due out in August and is titled, "Demi Lovato Sings The Songs of Led Zeppelin."

HOLLYWOOD - After months of speculation as to who X-Factor mogul Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell was going to name as the new judge he has finally revealed that it will be teen singing sensation Demi Lovato.

Cowell stated that Demi will be joining him, L.A. "Lissen Up Bro" Reid, and Britney "Lip Syncer" Spears on the X-Factor judges panel.

Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight asked Cowell, AKA "The Man With The Midas Touch" why he had decided on Demi Lovato.

"The Prince of Put Downs" who drives a $1 million Veyron Bugatti replied that Demi was chosen because even though she is only 19-years-old, she has the musical knowledge of someone twice her age.

He went on to say that the native of New Mexico also has millions and millions of fans whereas Nicole (Scherzinger) probably has 19,000 tops.

"Unsimple" Simon, who recently ended his long time engagement to Mezhgan Hussiany by giving her a $7 million Hollywood Hills mansion as a parting gift, noted that he knows that Demi and Britney get along fantastically as evidenced by the fact that they both think that he literally hung the moon.

Cowell pointed out that he recently read in an article written by Coquette Eucalyptus that appeared in The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette where Lovato had said that "Mr. Cowell is a very handsome man who has a great sense of humor, a movie star smile, Harvardesque brains, and gadzillions of dollars."

The 19-year-old songstress, who last year had a big hit with her song "Skyscraper," was contacted by 3T's Pico de Gallo and asked to make a comment on being selected to be the new X-Factor judge.

She giggled as she put down her bag of M&M's and replied, "Oh it is positively awesome! awesome! and did I say awesome!?"

SIDENOTE: Simon Cowell has still not announced who the new X-Factor host will be but as of now unconfirmed rumors are that two possible individuals who are being considered are Regis Philbin and Gary Busey.

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