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Monday, 30 April 2012

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Vaughn Fishfitz, the chief cameraman on the soon to be cancelled "Khloe & Lamar."

HOLLYWOOD - Lamar Odom has had his share of trouble on the basketball court and now it appears that those troubles could be carrying over into his reality show world.

Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld has stated that she recently spoke with an insider who works as a makeup artist on the reality show Khloe & Lamar and she revealed that the producers are talking "Axe Time."

In the world of television shows the term "Axe Time" means that the show could be headed for the land of cancelled shows pretty soon.

Khloe was reached at her apartment in Venice Beach and she replied that it is nothing more than a vicious rumor that was started by Paris Hilton who has always been jealous of her and her extremely popular and fabulously good looking sisters Kim and Kourtney.

Khloe, who denies being conceited, stated that her and her husband's show has consistently won it's television time slot beating out such shows as Making Muffins, The Snow Monsters of Antarctica, and The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Miss Wine informed her that she was mistaken about Khloe & Lamar beating out The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

Kardashian became upset and said that she had gotten her information from her mother who had gotten it from Courtney Love who has a maid, who has a sister that works in the office of The Nielsen Television Ratings Company.

TV ClickerWorld tried to contact former Los Angeles Laker and soon-to-be-former Dallas Mavericks player Lamar Odom to get a comment from him but he was reportedly out carousing with Charlie Sheen and Kanye West.

In Other News. Harrison Ford has just signed to appear in the latest Indiana Jones movie series installment titled, Indiana Jones - The Search For The Vajazzled Vixens of Vietnam.

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