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Thursday, 12 April 2012

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A closeup of Kanye West that was taken at a Ke$ha concert in Sausalito.

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was sitting in a plush chair at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive when she was asked by Fondue how things were going with her and her new love interest Kanye West.

Kim grinned and said that she really did not want to talk about her relationship with Kanye.

When the hair stylist to the stars asked her why, she simply replied because. FuFi who is not shy remarked, "Hey girl, why is not an answer, why is a conjunction now answer the friggin question girlfriend."

Kardashian shook her head and picked up the latest issue of The West Hollywood Flaming Gazette and buried her face in it.

Fondue pointed out that she has to say something sooner or later because if she doesn't the entertainment media will just simply start making stuff up.

He told her that he had heard on Tittle Tattle Tonight that it had been reported that her and Kanye were spotted at The Santa Monica Pier and they were engaged in some serious snuggling, nuzzling, and hootchy kootchying.

FuFi added that he later had heard on Bedroom Pillow Talk that the couple had been seen in her 2012 Lamborghini Murcielago parked just beneath the famed Hollywood sign and that they were doing a bit of Hollywooing.

Kardashian simply rolled her eyes and whispered "rumors."

Fondue then took out his cell phone and showed Kim a photo that he had personally taken of her and Kanye West sitting out in the parking lot of a local IHIPHOP Soul Food Restaurant in Calabasas.

It was crystal clear that the two were most definitely engaged in some contemporary canoodling.

Kim looked at the photo and gasped. "Were you stalking us FuFi?" She asked.

"Ah no missy, I was not stalking you." He explained somewhat upset. "I was there way before you and Mr. West drove up in his 2011 BMW with personalized license plates that read, "BEYONCE."

FOOTNOTE: According to iRumors Barbara Walters of The View is trying to get Kim and Kanye to appear on her show.

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