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Friday, 6 April 2012

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A photo of "Microphone" a cat that Kanye West recently gave to Kim Kardashian. (Photo by Beyonce).

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Kim Kardashian is finally over the heartbreak of the termination of her much heralded 72-day mock marriage to NBA hoopster Kris Humphries.

And according to a reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight the Kardashian diva has taken up with Kanye "Mr. Microphone" West.

3T's Tapioca Swizzle related that she personally saw Kim, 31, and Kanye who is 34, down by the Santa Monica Pier engaged in bouts of some semi-serious snuggling, nuzzling, and hootchy kootchying.

A close friend of Kanye, who did not want his stage name mentioned, told Miss Swizzle that ever since Kim first married Kris, Kanye has daydreamed about one day being the man in her life and whispering words of romance and passionate phrases in her sexy little ears.

Kanye went on to mention that the Kimster, as he calls her, also has what he considers to be the most perfectly constructed badonkadonk in the entire United States.

He grinned and added that Alicia Key's if fine, J.Lo's is real fine, but that Kim Kardashian's is off the radar.

Kanye reportedly told Zydeco Dupree of iRumors that he and Kim are meant to be. And he said that it is not because of the stars, or karma, but due to the six degrees of separation concept.

West explained:
1. Kris Humphries played for the New Jersey Knicks.
2. Jay Z owns the Knicks.
3. Kanye and Jay Z are close friends.
4. West saw Kris Humphries play basketball.
5. Kris was married to Kim Kardashian.
6. Kim and Kris divorced and Kanye moved right into the picture.

So the way it looks, Kim Kardashian could be setting herself up for a brand new reality show. There is already talk in Reality TV Land that producers are salivating over the possibility of a Kim & Kanye reality show.

In late breaking news. Reports that President Obama was considering dropping Vice-President Joe Biden from his presidential re-election ticket and replacing him with former President Bill Clinton are false. The president told the assembled White House news media that Biden will be on the Democratic ticket and added, "Hey y'all, everyone knows that Joey is my burger buddy."

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