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Friday, 6 April 2012

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The beautiful Samantha Brick shown sitting outside of a Crumpet's Castle Restaurant in Soho, England.

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, founder and CEO of OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network, says that she finds 41-year-old, self-proclaimed British beauty Sandra Brick so fascinating that she has offered the English lady her very own reality show.

Winfrey spoke with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and acknowledged that she contacted Ms. Brick and informed her of her offer. Winfrey stated that Ms. Brick sounded genuinely excited about the offer to come to America and appear on American television.

The queen of U.S television, Miss O, as she is known, remarked that the title of Samantha Brick's reality show would be The Beautiful Samantha Brick and Her Thousands of Self-Complimentary Observations.

Winfrey also noted that Samantha Brick's husband would also be appearing on the show but that it would be in a secondary background role.

She compared the role that Samantha's husband would play to the role that Oprah's own boyfriend, Stedman Graham has been playing for years and years and years.

Ms. Brick stated that her husband is fine with that just as long as he has a place to go hunting, fishing, and golfing, which he confessed are this second, third, and fourth favorite things to do.

When asked by Winfrey what his number one favorite thing to do was Samantha reportedly answered "Ah dat would 'ave ta be me his beautiful missus it would."

SIDENOTE: Oprah Winfrey is already making arrangements to have Samantha Brick appear on The Today Show, Good Morning America, CBS This Morning, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, The View, MTV, and Khloe and Lamar.

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