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Saturday, 31 March 2012

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Taylor Swift has been voted The Nicest Artist In Country Music. (Photo courtesy of Hank Williams, Jr.).

NASHVILLE - Country music sensation Taylor Swift is still quite upset, angry, and hurt that she was maliciously punk'd by Justin Bieber.

Swift was led to believe and actually felt that she'd had a part in causing a wedding yacht to catch fire and subsequently watch as the wedding party swam for their lives.

According to an inside source close to Miss Swift she has been considering making an appointment to see a trauma specialist.

Swift has confessed that the horrible incident has left her somewhat nervous, untrusting, and even to the point where she cannot eat or drink without crying tears that end up in her food and in her beverage glass.

Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk spoke with Taylor and reported that she is even having trouble sleeping at night, functioning during the day, and remembering some of her easier guitar chords.

She informed BRT that she is seriously considering taking legal action against Justin Bieber for subjecting her to intense pre and post traumatic trepidation, emotional tension, mental consternation, physical anguish, and political anxiety.

Swift actually had Miss Chipotle call up Bieber on his private cell phone and pretend that she was the highly respected Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred.

Chipotle was told by Taylor to tell Justin that she was extremely embarrassed and tremendously upset and that she was going to be filing a lawsuit in the amount of $9.6 million.

Bieber responded by saying that it had all been a joke; a simple prank for the television show Punk'd.

(Miss Allred) stated that neither she nor her client Miss Taylor Swift considered it to be the least bit funny.

Bieber pleaded with her to please express to Miss Swift that he was sorry and that he would never do it again.

Allred said that she would get back to him within the hour.

When she called Bieber back she informed him that she had just gotten off the phone with Miss Swift and that she could hardly understand her due to all of the uncontrollable crying.

She did inform Mr. Bieber that Miss Swift had said that if he would agree to apologize to her and donate $10,000 to the charity of Miss Swift's choice that she would consider dropping the $9.6 million lawsuit.

Bieber quickly agreed. Allred then put Taylor on the phone. Justin quickly apologized and said that he would wire the $10,000 to her immediately.

Allred got back on the phone and told him to wire the $10,000 check to Taylor Swift's savings account at The First National Bank of Tinsel Town.

Once it was verified that the check had been deposited Allred had Taylor call up Justin.

"Hello Justin."

"Yes."

"It's me Taylor. And let me just say that it really wasn't Gloria Allred that you were talking too dude, it was Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk. So tell me little fella, how does it feel to be punk'd right back, huh?"

[SILENCE].

"Hello Justy?"

[CLICK!].

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