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Wednesday, 21 March 2012

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Nicole Scherzinger shown reading TV ClickerWorld in her Hollywood Hills mansion. (Photo by Simon Cowell).

LA BREA - The La Brea Tar Pits are the most famous tar pits in the entire world and they were recently the backdrop for a visit from former X-Factor judge Nicole Scherzinger and current American Idol judge Steven Tyler.

The couple was spotted at the far end of the infamous tar pits by the statues of the Three Stooges, Larry, Moe, and Curly. The two were observed cuddling as if they were two students from La Brea's nearby Captain Kangaroo Junior High School.

According to Kiowa Kettle with Tittle Tattle Tonight a tourist from Sweet Lips, Tennessee, who identified herself as Varneesha P. Flapdragon, 47, told Miss Kettle that she saw Scherzinger sitting on Tyler's laps as she hand fed him avocado slices.

When Ms. Flapdragon was asked how certain she was that it was Steven Tyler and Nicole Scherzinger she replied that she was very sure because she recognized 63-year-old Tyler's huge Mick Jagger-looking lips, his long disheveled hair, and his ever present long flowing scarflette.

Ms. Flapdragon stated that she is certain that it was Nicole Scherzinger because she could clearly see her dark patented bedroom eyes plus she saw the obligatory teardrops on Nicole's high cheekbones.

The woman from Tennessee said that she took about 17 or 24 cell phone photos of the two lovebirds. She mentioned that she has put them all on her Facebook page and that one of the photos has already had 9,904 likes.

A spokesperson for Nicole Scherzinger, 33, has denied that the woman with Mr. Steven Tyler was Ms. Scherzinger. He pointed out that Nicole has only been to the La Brea Tar Pits once and that was back in 1986, on her eighth birthday.

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