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Friday, 9 March 2012

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Rush Limbaugh says he is not worried one bit that he has already lost 40 advertising sponsors.

LOS ANGELES - Georgetown University coed Sandra Fluke has just secured the legal services of one of the country's top attorneys, Ginger Allred, cousin of the widely known Gloria Allred.

Miss Fluke stated that Miss Allred agreed to take her case on a contingency basis and added that the California attorney has informed her that she is 99.7 percent certain that the case will not even go to court as Mr. Limbaugh's attorney Prattley F. Lickatini, 87, will most probably want to settle out of court.

Miss Allred was asked by Amos Soursuckle of GOPicky Magazine what amount her client would be willing to settle out of court for and the Left Coast lawyer replied, "Oh that's an easy one Amos - $300 million."

Rush Limbaugh who let his tuna mouth write a check that his fat butt can't cash has issued at least seven non-apology apologies.

He has stated that he was just trying to be funny, kinda like that Democrat stand up comedian Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin, when he accidentally called Miss Fluke a "slut," a "prostitute," and a "hillbilly."

According to another leading political publication, Political Salad Bar Magazine, Limbaugh has already lost 40 of his radio talk show sponsors, two radio stations, and three pounds of fat.

When he was asked about this huge amount of advertisers jumping ship the pompously arrogant Cabbage Patch Doll took three puffs from his smelly, yucky 12-inch cigar and merely said, "That's cool. No problem. So what?"

Sinclair Petaluma with PSBM stated that El Rusho's comment is tantamount to the captain of the Titanic getting on the intercom after his ship had hit the iceberg and was starting to list and telling all of the passengers to stay calm and that they had just simply hit a very fat porpoise.

Meanwhile The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle took a readers pool asking people to name five of the most hated persons in history.

"Tubby" as his grandmother Anastasia "Blue Hair" Berrypatch, 99, calls him, came out in first place ahead of Adolf Hitler, Bernard Madoff, Attila The Hun, and Naomi Campbell.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Apparently Mr. Limbaugh is not very good at math because if his radio talk show gets cancelled he will forfeit his yearly salary of $50 million - yes the humongously sarcastic red onion looking radio yapper signed an 8 year, $400 million contract.]

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