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Thursday, 8 March 2012

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Madonna shown dancing with her boy toy Brahim Zaibat at The SalsaLand Dance Club in West Hollywood.

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna recently stated that her half time performance at this year's Super Bowl did more to revitalize her extremely sagging career than anything else she has done in the past ten years.

The Big Apple songstress remarked that thanks to the Super Bowl she has regained her self-confidence, self-worth, and self-esteem. She noted that she has also stopped worrying about her cellulite.

She smiled as she talked with iRumors reporter Zydeco Dupree who is also a stand up comedian and who has performed at such famous comedy clubs throughout America as The Ha Ha Ha Lounge in Santa Monica, The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in New Orleans, and The Laughing Beaver in West Hollywood.

Madonna was asked if she had received any negative feedback due to the fact that her entire half time performance was lip synced.

The former "Material Girl" and now "Material Granny" grinned and said that she did not except for Rush Limbaugh who called her a "slut" simply because she did not sing live.

The New York singer replied that Limbaugh is nothing but a red onion-faced looking fatso who according to Larry King wears his wife's panties and ankle bracelet underneath his pants and his socks.

Madonna went on to say that Rush really needs to come out of the musical closet and admit that he has every album that Elton John, Ricky Martin, and Clay Aiken have ever recorded.

She then stated that she was thrilled to hear that Limbaugh, or "Limp Balls" as Nancy Pelosi calls him has already lost 11 of his radio show sponsors.

Madonna has said that before it is all over El Rusho will probably end up working as a janitor at the YMCA in Queens.

Dupree asked Madonna about the alleged new tattoo that she recently had done. She smiled as she popped a Milk Dud in her mouth.

After she finished eating it she said that she had recently gotten the tramp stamp tattoo of a regulation NFL football in honor of her Super Bowl XLVI (46) appearance and that she is simply ecstatic about it.

When asked what her boy toy Brahim Zaibat, who is only 24, thinks about it, Madonna raised her eyebrows and said that he loves it and that he kisses it at least 7 times a day.

Brahim, who is a French dancer, refers to Madonna as his ma belle délicieux couguar, (my lovely delicious cougar).

March 12, is National Barbecue Some Baby Back Ribs Day except in Vermont where barbecue grills were outlawed due to the infamous Counterfeit Barbecue Grill Scandal of 2009.

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