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Friday, 2 March 2012

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A photo of a football that Tim Tebow autographed and personally presented to Eva Longoria.

PHILADELPHIA - Taylor Swift was standing on stage at The Cracked Liberty Bell Arena after having conducted a pre-concert sound check.

She met with several reporters who all wanted to know about the latest gossip regarding her and Tim Tebow, quarterback for the Denver Broncos.

Taylor blushed as she put down her banjo. She tugged at her long blonde hair and remarked that it seems that one of the supermarket tabloids had written a story that she and Tim had gone down to Cancun, Mexico.

Swift giggled as she said that the article even had five photos which purported to show the couple frolicking on the white sands of Cancun and making a sand replica of the Grand Ole Opry House.

The country songstress pointed out that the girl in the photo was wearing a fuchsia colored bikini swimsuit which had a patch of the Mexican flag on the bikini bottom's front.

Taylor said that she does not own a fuchsia colored swimsuit and certainly not one with the logo of Mexico's flag on it.

She quickly stressed that she has nothing at all against Mexico but simply pointed out that the picture was definitely photoshopped.

After shaking her head she let the throng of reporters know that she loves Mexican food and whenever she is in Los Angeles she makes it a point to go and have dinner at one of her favorite Mexican food restaurants Pepe's Land of The Enormous Enchilada.

Swift emphasized that the man in the photos, who allegedly was Tebow, was only about 5-foot-6-inches tall and looked to weigh about 175 pounds. She pointed out that her manager told her that Tim stands 6-foot-3-inches tall and weighs 240 pounds.

Taylor was asked by Taffeta Kixx of iRumors if she found Tebow to be good-looking. She took a sip from her Fountain of Youth bottle of water and answered that he is a good looking guy but that he is very shy and she doesn't think that she needs to concern herself with him making a 'pass' at her.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: I actually saw the article and the photos which appeared in the supermarket tabloid Say What? And right away I noticed that the male in the photo was right handed whereas Tim Tebow is left handed.]

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