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Tuesday, 28 February 2012

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Lindsay Lohan shown wearing a pair of Levi 501 Jeans. (Photo by Gary Busey).

MALIBU BEACH - Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, who are both big fans of blue jeans, just threw a Blue Jean Party honoring the man who invented Levi's none other than Levi Strauss.

The Left Coast fandango took place at Rob Pattinson's exquisite Malibu Beach mansion The Vampire Villa.

Rob and Kristen (Stewart) were down in the Big Easy (New Orleans) visiting their good friend, stand up comedian Zydeco Dupree.

Bieber personally owns 24 pairs of Levi's and his beautiful talented girlfriend Selena owns 16 regular length Levi's and 13 Levi cutoffs.

Music for the beach party was provided by Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz who recently won a Grammy Award for their hit song "Yo Yo Yo Hey Who Da Hell's Got My Yo Yo?"

Some of the invited guests included Miley Cyrus, Jay Leno, and noted hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue. Some of the uninvited guests included Gary Busey, Sacha Baron Cohen, and Mr. and Mrs. Rick Santorum.

A little past midnight Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan showed up on the arm of Dancing With The Stars dancer Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Maksin who is known as the "Bad Boy of The Ballroom" quickly hit the dance floor with LiLo and they pretty much danced non-stop except for about five minutes when Lohan had to go pee.

Maksim, who recently dated Kate Gosselin, was asked by Gary Busey if he and Lohan were an item. The quick-tempered Ukrainian asked him if he was a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk, iRumors, or Tittle Tattle Tonight?

Busey, who is known as a "Space Cadet" ala Charlie Sheen, replied that he was merely an intergalactic messenger sent to Earth by Viceroy Vox Populi exalted ruler of the solar system's alpha planet Habeas Corpus.

Maks suggested that he go and find his spaceship, fire it up, and head on back to Habeas Corpus before he (Maksim) picked him up and carried him off and dumped him in the frigid waters of the uninhabited Milky Way shore of the land known as Malibu Beach.

Busey shook his head, grabbed his bottle of Wild Turkey, and went upstairs to find a bottle of Tylenol.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, who was also at the party with this stunningly sexy girlfriend Julianne Hough, said that Justin and Selena presented each guest with a brand new pair of Levi 501 jeans, a copy of Demi Lovato's latest CD, and a $50 gift certificate to Burger Bandit.]

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