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Sunday, 26 February 2012

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This envelope contains some provocative photos of Kim Kardashian that her sister Khloe leaked to the Internet.

DALLAS - Khloe Kardashian who with her Dallas Mavericks husband Lamar Odom stars in the reality show Khloe and Lamar says she has been feeling bad that her sister Kim has been depressed lately.

It seems that since Kim filed for divorce from her NBA husband Kris Humphries, after only being married 72 days, she appears to be having a bit of a problem getting men to ask her out.

Khloe stated that her sister has been rumored to have recently dated ex-boyfriends NFLers Reggie Bush and Miles Austin.

But according to Vodka Vermicelli of iRumors both rumors have been disproved by Bush and Austin.

Reggie reportedly told iRumors that he is totally over Kim and her "Me, me, me, attitude." Meanwhile Miles noted that he just simply got fed up with Kim constantly asking him if her make up looked okay, or if her hair was in place, or if her skirt didn't make her butt look more gigantic than it is.

Kim's sister Khloe recently told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she is really concerned about her sister's extreme sadness.

She pointed out that she hadn't seen her sister this depressed since her senior year in high school.

Khloe stated that Kim was a cheerleader and she got disqualified from the cheerleader squad due to the fact that during the all important district football championship game she inadvertently sis boomed bahed when she should have rah rah rahed.

The star of Khloe and Lamar revealed that her husband Lamar suggested that perhaps the way to help get Kim over her deep depression would be to leak some provocative photos of her on the Internet and hope that some famous sports figure or Hollywood celebrity seems them and asks her out on a date.

SIDENOTE: Meanwhile Kim's other sister Kourtney has stated that she is not going to interfere in her sister's love life and that Kimmy made her bed and now she is going to have to lie alone in it.

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