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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

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A photo of Taylor Swift's hair that was taken on Christmas Day. (Photo courtesy of Dolly Parton).

HENDERSONVILLE, Tennessee - Taylor Swift was sitting in her home just relaxing and reading the latest copy of Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine when she heard a truck stop in front on her home.

Taylor glanced out the window and saw a FedEx delivery man carrying a package. She quickly stood up and went to the door to meet him and to make sure that he didn't toss her package over her fence.

The delivery man, who had the name Rufus sewn on the patch above his shirt pocket, recognized Taylor. He said he was a big fan and that he knew all of the words to all of her songs.

Taylor asked him to sing the words to "Back To December." He did and he nailed the words perfectly. She said she was impressed. He handed her the package and asked her if he could have her autograph.

Taylor smiled and asked him if she had not answered the door if he would have simply tossed the package over the fence like she had seen one of his fellow employees do on the Internet.

Rufus replied, "No ma'am, I would have carefully climbed your fence and I would have placed it on your porch by your pot of geraniums."

Swift took a piece of paper and signed it, "To Rufus, don't you ever toss anyone's packages like that stupid fella did on the Internet video. Best wishes, Taylor Swift"

Rufus went on his way and Taylor walked back inside her home. She quickly unwrapped the package and noticed that it was packed in a ice cool container.

As she opened it up, she saw that the item in the package was a two foot Swiss chocolate bar shaped in the form of her favorite guitar.

She quickly opened up the card and saw that it was from her former boyfriend Zac Efron.

She smiled and giggled a bit. She ran and showed her mother who was in the family room watching Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives on the Food Network.

Her mother thought that the chocolate guitar was just the cutest thing that she had ever seen next to Justin Bieber.

She asked Taylor, "Zac Efron? Wasn't he the nice good-looking young man who said that when he was with you that his body felt so happy that he wanted to just shout out 'yeaaaaaaa' and do the hokey pokey, the Macarena, and the splits?"

Taylor shook her head and replied "That's him sure nuff mama."

Taylor giggled and reminded her mom that Zac had personally made a T-shirt for her that read "Taylor Swift May Be On Your iPod But She's In My iHeart."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: It is no secret that Taylor still has a soft spot in her heart for Zac Efron as evidenced by the fact that she recently named her brand new Shetland pony which was given to her by Vice-President Joe Biden, 'Mr. Zac.']

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