Former Italian president Silverface Berlusconi today publicy invited This Morning tv presenter Holly Willowby to his infamous 'bunga bunga' parties after her slip on air confusing an italian cheese with a well known sex act.
"Ahhhhh the luver-leeeeeely lolly lillibubs - she is a definetly my kind of parrrty girl. Always i am awatching the morning this programme to see her luverleeee bosom - now she is calling to me with her 'coded messages".
The excited Bunga Berly then drew sweat from his brow before continuing "I will book her a furrrrst classssss seat on air-italiaaaaa - she needs the extraaaa space for de bazookas. We will prepare the vip room for her. Mr Worral Thomson will beee doing the catering. He is bringing his favourite cheese from thee Tes-burys"
As Holly's people would neither confirm or deny that she was off to Rome, tv fanatic Maurice Micklewaith told the spoof "Holly and Sylvio? Looks like she's finally found someone using more grecian 2000 than Pip Schofield"
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